AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche InventionBMW - Brutal Money Waster BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer CHEVROLET - Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters (ima istine)DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology FORD - Fast Only Rolling DownhillFORD - Found On Road Dead FORD - Fix or Repair Daily HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again HYUNDAI- Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive JAGUAR - Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously AlongNISSAN - Nasty Import ****s Savings Away to NipponPORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having EverythingRENAULT - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always BrokenTOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This AutoVOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjectVW - Virtually WorthlessEvo i nastavka :OPEL - Old People Ending Lives OPEL - Opet Placam Elektricara i Limara DAEWOO - Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally