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« Reply #140 on: June 10, 2010, 04:16:57 PM »
Quote from: oneya on June 10, 2010, 12:28:57 PM
Sjedi krava na treshnju. Pita je macka: "Alo, kravo, shto radish gore!?"K: "Jedem vishnje, shto?!"M: "Okle ti vishnje na treshnju!?"K: "Ja ponijela!!"
hahahahahhahaha dobar!  rofl
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« Reply #141 on: June 10, 2010, 04:31:38 PM »
dobar je bio prvih 5 godina, ostalih 10 smara.... :D  ::big_boss::
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« Reply #142 on: July 09, 2010, 02:31:22 PM »
odgovara zecanin iz srpskoga (crnogorskoga, maternjega) i pita ga profesorica:-Milose imaju li golubovi krila?-Ima`u!-Milose ponovo te pitam, imaju li golubovi krila?-Ima`u profesorice!-Milose, evo ti 1 za kraj!-Dobro, nema`u!
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« Reply #143 on: July 09, 2010, 04:23:51 PM »
Jebes Cak Norisa kad Sundjer Bob pravi rostilj pod vodom!Jebes Cak Norisa i Sundjer Boba kad Ratko Mladic najbolje igra zmurke  rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #144 on: July 12, 2010, 11:58:39 AM »
Jebes Chucka Norrisa kad je srce od Lepe Lukic violina  :tease: :tease: :tease:
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« Reply #145 on: October 01, 2010, 07:02:42 PM »
Bio Mujo na nudistickoj plaži. Izgorela mu muda i došao kuci i umocio u cašu sa jogurtom da ih zalijeci.Sve to promatrala Fata kroz kljucaonicu i kaže sama sebi:- Alaha mi, umrla bi', a ne b' znala kako se to cudo puni... rofl
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« Reply #146 on: October 01, 2010, 08:39:24 PM »
napravio mujo grupnjak i djelju se..posle 10 minuta ustaje mujo..pali svijetlo i cini DA SE ORGANIZUJEMO!sto bi bolan mujo?a bolan treci put pusim ahahahhah
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« Reply #147 on: October 05, 2010, 01:34:20 PM »
ahhahahahahahha ludo...... roll2 roll2 roll2
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« Reply #148 on: February 20, 2011, 05:12:29 PM »
Pita majmun?i? mamu:-zašto smo mi ovako ružni?.Mama ga tješi:-Budi sine,sretan da ovako izgledamo.Da vidiš kakav je ovaj što ?ita vic
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« Reply #149 on: February 20, 2011, 10:45:46 PM »
Quote from: tmBROTHER on February 20, 2011, 05:12:29 PM
Pita majmun?i? mamu:-zašto smo mi ovako ružni?.Mama ga tješi:-Budi sine,sretan da ovako izgledamo.Da vidiš kakav je ovaj što ?ita vic
Chuck Norris zna dje zivis... A zna i dje ces umrijeti.  :vampire:
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« Reply #150 on: February 20, 2011, 10:56:47 PM »
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« Reply #151 on: February 27, 2011, 02:34:29 AM »
Momak: ''Izjeba me sinoc Inter''Djevojka: "I mene Milan"Momak: "Daj da vidim tiket"Djevojka: "Nije mi ostavio nikakav tiket "
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« Reply #152 on: March 18, 2011, 04:13:27 PM »
Sta stoji pored svakog aparata za gasenje pozara u VW-ovo postrojenje u Wolfsburg-u?-Pozivni broj za Ingolstadt.
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